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Rating: Mature
Fandom: Saw
Pairing: Mark Hoffman/Peter Strahm
Summary:
It was only ever supposed to be a one night stand. Meaningless, with nothing else to it. Or that's what Peter's intentions had been starting out, except that oops, he fell hard and fast and double oops -- the man he was going out with turned out to be a serial killer's apprentice. His heart hardened and trust broken, Peter vows to put things right and makes it a personal mission to track Mark Hoffman down despite everyone warning him against it, all too determined to not only bring him to justice but also receive answers about their so-called "relationship".
Only, that soon becomes easier said than done when he finds out what's waiting for him.
AKA the one where Strahm knocks up Hoffman and they have to deal with the aftermath.
#slides this over#so i heard some of you wanted to see hoffman knocked up...#have no fear because i am here to deliver!#yes this is the fic i've been working on these past couple of months#have at it!#saw#saw franchise#saw movies#hoffstrahm#coffinshipping#mark hoffman#peter strahm#my writing
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the modern era was....overwhelming, to put it lightly. overwhelming and a place in which she did not belong. the lights far exceeded the brightness of the sun, the noise was as irritating as naraku's saimyosho and, above all else, it was too crowded. incapable of hearing herself even breathe, what could she do except leave? this city was not a village and the buildings offered little interest for her. what she craved was the woods. the tranquility of the silence the trees offered. a place to think and wonder: why am I alive again?
the strange object given to kikyō upon her resurrection (for what else could it be? she had made peace and yet she continues to live. ) is cast to the side. thrown upon the ground with no interest or care. whatever the wishes of these 'Stars' are, she cares not. there it rests upon the ground as the priestess moves to continue on, intent to walk until she escapes this wretched grouping of metal and living souls.
an unknown voice calls out to her, halting retreating steps. kikyō turns to spare a glance over her shoulder, eyes narrowed at the device held within the stranger's hands. the intention must be to return it. an honest one but pointless overall.
" Leave it. I've no use nor want for what this era holds."
@existentialismee
#existentialismee#EXISTENTIALSMEE 001#slides this over#i'm sorry for her she really is not vibing with the modern world#lmk if anything needs to be changed!!#( beta post )
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Ah yes. The Calamity and Dalamud.
The cause of Nimue's very first loss and paved the way to prepare her for future losses.
Upon word of Hildibrand's supposed death reaching her ears by none other than Nashu and the Manderville family, things felt like they had spiraled in a heartbeat for her.
Not once did she cry in front of any of them, especially not his parents. She can only imagine the pain both of them felt knowing they had to bury their son. No. It wasn't until she was alone that she finally grieved. Though it was on and off for several days.
She grew distant from the Manderville's and even Nashu, visits becoming less and less, shorter and shorter until she just vanished altogether. She never truly got over his death, but at some point, she managed to deal with it and accept that it was the truth.
At some point, she told herself that loss to things like this would be normal if she were to become an adventurer. So she was prepared to witness the worst, be it a friend or stranger, from there on out.
Upon defeating Titan, she accidentally stumbled across Godbert at Camp Bronze Lake, though much to her surprise, he greeted her as if she had only been gone for a little while and hadn't been avoiding the family for several years.
The Meteor Survivor ring was a gift from him, basically a reminder that something new can be made from even the worst of things. It's because of this that she told herself she'd visit Nashu again once her work with everything was done.
Nearly dying on the battlefield only solidified that choice.
By god though, the moment Hildibrand himself had come forward and Nashu knocked his memories around in his head { or the more correct term, blew the poor man up } and he remembered who they both were. I can promise you that she nearly tackled that man to the ground with a hug, and probably hung on a little too tight, fearing that it was all a dream.
Something she was grateful for that was not the case.
Granted, her outlook on death never changed and it still remained rooted in her mind that death would be the norm to witness. And while this is the case, she silently grieves over those she's lost in the future.
@wonderalmighty mention
#slides this over#★ ► ᴀ ᴍɪʟʟɪᴏɴ ᴅɪꜰꜰᴇʀᴇɴᴛ ᴛʜɪɴɢꜱ ◄ ⌠ Headcanons ⌡#★ ► ᴠ; ʟᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ʟɪɢʜᴛ ɢᴜɪᴅᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ◄ ⌠ FFXIV ⌡#★ ► ɪ'ᴍ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴡᴀʏ; ᴍʏ ᴡᴀʏ ◄ ⌠ Nimue Umiko ⌡
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*taps the mic* Greatsword Lore *leaves*
Based on something Jorge dropped in a stream once
#I think we all got over the fact too quickly that Eurys sword has a name#Can't let that slide#Also forgive me but I wanted to give Eurymene all the sappy romance they never had in the musical#epic the musical#epic the musical fanart#my art#odysseus#epic odysseus#eurylochus#epic eurylochus#ctimene#eurymene#penelope#epic penelope#odypen
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"メイドさんの全円スカートは健康に良い" by ミケヤナギ (@mikemomonga)
#actually losing it a bit over how beautiful it looks#how the layers fan out and slide past each other independently...#video#posts from the maid zone#twitter:mikemomonga
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I've seen people say terf rhetoric is any hatred of men and I've seen people say terf rhetoric is anything transphobic said by anyone. the refusal to actually engage with the reality that terfism is primarily focused on oppressing trans women is in itself a form of transmisogyny. yes they hate all trans people, but it is quite easy to see who they primarily target with their words, actions and policies, you just don't want to care about trans women. claiming someone is a man hater doesn't mean you get to call them a terf or a radfem, thats an obvious, willfull dilution and denial of what terfs are.
#rewatching shauns video on kelly jay and the neo nazis and realizing how bullshit it is to claim terfs hate men#the most popular terfs either dont care or outright court any men who agree with them#idk if people have just fallen for their facade or more likely dont care abt trans women#even real intracommunity transphobia isnt terfism not is intracommunity transmisogyny#though both tend to slide into terfism over time#like yall realise when terfs say they want men out of women's spaces they're not talking abt cis men. they're talking abt trans women.#theres a moment shaun shows in his video where kelly jay explicitly says that she wants cis men to go into womens bathrooms#to 'protect cis women' from trans women
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finally made rwby meme slides. after like a literal fucking decade
#winter speaks#meme slide tag#this is my favorite show on earth that i have loved for over a decade so it was hard putting all my feelings about it onto slides.#however i will always be committing to a bit so woe meme slides be upon ye#rwde enjoyers dni this is a happy space. take my hand.#rwby#i am NOT tagging all these characters. god bless.#sorry the post is so long </3
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On autonomy, and what it means to be Obliged to Help.
Bonus:
#a homestuck walks into an antechamber and asks#hey is anybody going to make this dynamic wholly deterministic and thus dubiously consensual by its very nature#ANYWAY bigger ramble below. scroll down like usual#isat spoilers#isat#isat fanart#isat siffrin#isat loop#sifloop#THATS RIGHT WE'RE STILL SHIP TAGGING IT BABYYYY#in stars and time#in stars and time fanart#lucabyteart#RAMBLE START: anyway i think loop is wrong here. they have it backwards. as-- in my opinion--#the main reason they could be called back into existence postcanon is because *their* wish for help is still not complete#they still need help. siffrin still needs help. neither of them will ever stop needing help.#they will thus uphold the wish until the end of siffrin's natural lifespan.#that said. what does it mean that loop can be so wholly forced to abide by siffrin's wants?#(assuming the dagger cutscene posession is them being forced to uphold the 'help siffrin' wish via harsh universe logic)#[as opposed to something capricious and cruel the change god did. which feels out of character for the change god to me?]#much like how the island wish and duplicate objects are neutered by simply sliding off people's brains...#is loop subtly ushered toward their wish? obviously it's not a full override (see: the bossfight). but is there any interference?#and if so. so what? does it matter? if they don't notice? is it even real if they don't notice?#and even if they do notice. the universe leads we follow. how much do either of them value their free will in a belief system like that?#the whole game is dedicated to siffrin habitually NOT excersizing his free will. doing things the same Every Time.#Loop ESPECIALLY does this. predetermined predetermined predetermined even in the FACE OF CHANGE. REFUSING. ANY CHOICE.#Maybe they'd even be comforted by having a universe-ordained purpose even if it is subservient. even if its to Him.#(though. i can't see siffrin enjoying the idea that someone is subservient TO them... then all their suffering is his fault...)#loop got into this mess via WANTING too much. no more free will. can't be trusted with it. take it away from them.#but yeah. gets my greasy detective pony hands all over this. and everyone please do remember i like to make characters Outright Wrong A Lot
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find another role, carry on the show
#EDIT IT DIDNT SAVE MY TAGS. hey so this post got a thousand notes huh. interesting. surely nothing will change#i'll leave all the old tags. for my thought process. and its kinda funny#take a bow stupid idiot (throws a tomato at them)#in stars and time#isat#siffrin#siffrin no middle names no last name ദ്ദി ˉ͈̀꒳ˉ͈́ )✧#... or is it. Smiles#i'd like to draw mira for her birthday but um (hasnt open artfight website in a few days) im scared.#also i have NICE ASKS TO ANSWER.... But im scared. give me a minute#Uawaaaaagh i drew this bc i was trying to animate a little bit but it just . Didnt look good. im not good ag 2d animation#tch. ill keep trying cause there ar e way too many songs that and now about isat because i have brain worms. i need amvs.#IM SCARED TO POST THINGS THAT ARE SPOILERY BECAUSE I WANT MY FRIENDS TO PLAY ISAT. BUT.#isat spoilers#in stars and time spoilers#sasasap#sasasa:p#WHAT IS THE PROLOGUES TAG.#tshirt that says 'i <3 killing the image in the mirror and taking its place' on the fromt#and a list of megan thee stallions tour dates on the back. お金稼ぐ俺らはスター#Im kind of tempted to edit this to be the versiom with the eyes. or maybe twt can have that. or. well#all of my friends are on twt (trombone slide sfx) so maybe thats where i should worry about spoilers.#ill see if i want to slap an eyepatch on them in the morning#Im one of those people who was like idgaf about twohats (lets it simmer for a week) Oh my god. Oh my god. Ohmy god#EDIT. i swapped it out for the Eyes version it should be fine as long as its tagged formspoilers right...#ill post eyepatch vers on twt partly bc spoilers but also ppl over there can be .. annoying ..... ....#i fear i would get 800 You Forgot The Eyepatch replies. PLEASE JUST SEE MY VISION.#[BANGING MY HANDS ON THE GLASS] HIS HAND. LIKE IN THE PROLOGUE. WHEN THEYE. HANDS. HELD[EXPLOSION
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I swear this is what it felt like listening to TMAGP 19
#i didnt have the mental capacity to think about it#just had to let it slide over me like water#tmagp#the magnus protocol#tmagp spoilers#mine#magnus protocol
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this actually makes me so happy because we very rarely see purely platonic m/f friendships especially with this belief in society that ALL opposite gender friends have to have a crush on eachother
#ninjago sora#ninjago arin#anyways slides my lesbian sora and aroace arin hcs over the table....#rossrambling#ninjago dragons rising#lego ninjago#ninjago
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one of the most annoying things about being both a sera and vivienne enjoyer isn't even the fandom. it's the game itself that is like. primed to try and make you dislike both of them. or at the very least it operates under the assumption that you already don't like them.
the player is rarely allowed to give sera actually positive and understanding responses but is given every opportunity to kick her out of the inquisiton (she is the only companion this is a constant option for) and to insult her/her beliefs. so many of the player dialogue choices have the inquisitor calling sera unreasonable or nonsensical but so few letting you fully agree with her in a way that doesn't sound condescending in some way. this even extends to some of the companions and how they interact with her.
and then for vivienne, she is constantly referred to as being untrustworthy, manipulative, and "only in it for her own goals" when. surprise. everyone here is here for their own goals. solas and blackwall actively lie to and manipulate the player while iron bull has the potential to turn on them completely and cassandra repeatedly presses the inquisitor into being a religious icon to fit her own beliefs, even when they protest. not even mentioning the "but what's her real agenda 🤔" line in her character trailer, the snow white reference in her personal quest, and how her epilogue slides have this Edge to them that no one else seems to get.
idk!! just wow. wish the game liked them more.
#dai#dragon age#dragon age inquisition#vivienne#vivienne de fer#da:i#sera#sera dragon age#da sera#bioware critical#i HATE the wording in vivienne's epilogue slides. but thats for a different post maybe idk#this isnt shade at the other companions i love them dearly. but goddd#do i think it was intentional? who knows. but its aggravating#its entirely possible and even likely that vivienne was set up as a distraction from solas actually being the big bad but it still#fucks over people's perceptions of vivienne#and i cant think about sera too hard or my brain will explode
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A Persuasive Argument - dpxdc
"Great!" Danny says, clapping his hands together to get everyone's attention. The dinner table falls silent as everyone looks towards him. It's a full house today and, honestly, Danny's a little nervous. "I'm sure you're all wondering why I gathered you here today."
"It's dinnertime. In our house." Duke mutters, while doing a very bad job of concealing his yawn. He holds his fork poised over the braised beef, but, just like everyone else, still looks towards Danny before tucking in. It's intriguing enough to wait.
"Yeah, no one misses Alfie's dinner." Dick says, with a brilliant smile that Danny can't help but return.
"Precisely! What better time to talk to you all than when you're all actually here!"
"Wait, I thought you came round to work on our English essays?" Tim asks, blinking owlishly.
"I'm afraid I've lured you here under false pretences, Tim."
"This is where I live."
"I would still really appreciate help on that essay though, I mean, what the hell is Hamlet even about? I just don't get that old time-y language, like 'Hark! A ghost hath killed me!' - absolute rubbish, what does that even mean?"
"The ghost never kills anyone in Hamlet, he's there to tell Hamlet that he was murdered. Have you actually read it?"
"No, but it sounds like you have. Tim, I want this guy to help me with my essay instead. I know for a fact that you haven't read Hamlet, either."
"So? We don't need Jason, I've read the Sparknotes."
"Hi Jason, I'm Danny, pleasure to meet you, summarise Hamlet in three sentences or less."
"Am I auditioning to help you write your essays? I can't believe you’ve gone through your whole school life without reading it, it’s good!"
"Hamlet, along with a number of other classics, was banned in our house because it portrayed ghosts as intelligent and sympathetic beings rather than evil, animalistic beasts. I didn’t even get to see The Muppet's Christmas Carol until last year with Tim! It was surprisingly good, and I hate Christmas because everyone always argued and it sucked. But we're getting off topic. I—"
"No, no, please go back to that, because what the fu—"
"Boys, please." Bruce interrupts, looking to the world as if he wants to hang his head in his hands. "Danny, you were about to say something?"
"Oh, yeah, Mr. Wayne! Thanks!"
"Please, call me Bruce."
"Well, that very succinctly brings me to my point, because I'd actually really like to call you dad."
Nobody says a word. Nobody even blinks, all as shocked as the other, watching open-mouthed as Danny pulls his laptop out from beside his chair. Bruce can definitely feel a headache coming on.
"Before you say anything, I've prepared a 69 slide PowerPoint presentation on why you, Bruce Wayne, should adopt me, Danny Last-Name-Pending. Please save your questions, comments, and verdict until the end, thank you."
#dpxdc#batpham#i forget - can we tag the parent fandoms? w/e#immediately alfred's like: while i do appreciate your initiative may i suggest it wait until after dinner?#and danny - who has barely eaten proper homecooked food ever - takes one bite and then absolutely wolfs down the whole lot#after he's finished he's like 'bear with - I've got to add that to the 'Reasons I Would Like to Live Here' section'#danny's powerpoint has tailored sections for each batfam member with lists of reasons why they'd get along#my au thoughts on this is that the fentons disowned danny when he told them he was phantom#and that this is after the ultimate enemy - wherein which he allied himself with the JL to fight against dan#(which didnt really work at all - BUT he knows some of their identities now INCLUDING batman's)#so one of the main reasons why he'd be a great fit is that he knows their vigilante status anyway so they don’t need to worry about secrets#dick just turns to tim like 'he’s your friend. he learnt this from you.'#tim: 'i didn't tell him our identities!! i would never!!'#dick: 'no i know that. it's the stalker tendancies. it's baby tim all over again'#tim: scandalised gasp#they all eat dinner in silence just super subdued and in shock and sending glances to bruce and danny#duke like: 'so i know I'm the last one in the family but like... this isn't how it normally happens right? did any of you make powerpoints?#tim gets all shifty because he absolutely did make a powerpoint he just never actually showed it to anyone#everyone stares at tim because they all know. it was in one of bab's blackmail files she has on him#damian's slide has danny offering to throw down at any time. 'tim says you like to prove yourself with your skills?#how about a real challenge? if i beat you then you have to vote yes to adopting me!'#damian is in two minds about accepting because... 1) look at him damian could take danny in his sleep! but#2) on the off chance that he does win... damian does not want any more brothers#(he takes the bet and its a suprisingly fun fight - and while he'll never say this... he would vote yes even without the wager)#on one of danny's slides there's a picture of ellie: you'll also get my clone sister! two children for the price of one!!#uhhh.... thats it now - I've been having fun with this haha#spent all day with the 'ive lured you here under false pretences' 'danny i live here' line in my head haha#anyway enjoy!!!!!! this was fun#i wanna make these slides so bad
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modern au where nona makes a powerpoint hoping to convince camilla to let her get a dog
#camilla comes home one day and nona and pyrrha are sitting patiently in the darkened living room with this projected on the tv#she checks out halfway through and lets pal take over to sit through the rest of it (it’s 37 slides)#nona the ninth#the locked tomb#tlt#this came to me in a vision
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#that stupid captivating prince of akielos!#or like#when the best eater of akielos slides into ur court ;)#LMAOO#can you tell this is literally my favorite genre of lamen#blushing laurent and suavemaster9000 damen#except damen is so head over heels he becomes the worlds biggest on-my-knees guy for laurent#rough coloring this time but at least some of my drive is coming back#captive prince#lamen#my art#damen of akielos#laurent of vere#damen x laurent#kings rising
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heeey guess what, I'm obsessed with this idiot flamingo now
#art#ride kamens#ride kamens spoilers#maybe? i don't know when to stop tagging for main story stuff#i took a while getting through it but my god has gambit win taken over my entire brain#especially this moron. he fascinates me#he won't tell anyone his age and the only name he'll give is fralio#he's never had a job in his life. he paints his toenails but not his fingernails. he dresses like a comic relief yugioh villain.#i 100% believe this man taught himself how to speak six different languages but doesn't know what a fraction is#an evil cult brainwashed him into being a villain but couldn't stop him from constantly being distracted by shiny plastic toys and anime#his special skill is animal impersonations#i want to put him on a slide and study him under a microscope. he's everything to me.#kakeru will be the first person to tell you how much fralio sucks and he still spent five whole years pining after this dipshit#then decided to just up and dedicate his entire life to rescuing his stupid friend and bringing him home#and honestly i get it. i've only had not-evil fralio for like two chapters and i'm already ready to pledge my life to him#and i was pretty ready before he got his memory back tbh#give 👏 him 👏 an 👏 audition 👏
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